15 November 2005

Cosmo.it

At some point I will catch up and describe my travels in Fierenze, but for now, quench your parched medulla oblongata on a peppering of Italian Cosmo quotes. Clearly, cosmo maintains an equally racy and mysterious level of intrigue in Italy as in the U.S.

tacchi da' mal di mare--(a stiletto that turns the sea mad) Image a pair of heels that are so subductively saturated they can infuse a room with such electricity and sexual power only a raging sea can rival them.

lingerie da urlo--(lingerie that howls) Now every woman needs a pair of fine Italian lingerie that leaves her screaming like a wild animal.

devo sprigieriare l' erotismo--(the need to release ones' eroticism)

Now I know where all the cheesy lines woman expect Italian men to woo them with come from. Clearly Italian men are well-vised in the art of verbal seduction.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I am assuming that you have used these lines already?