Hobbit Hole Apartment

The apartment seemed fine until...

The kitchen had no ventilation.
The basement has only one small window for ventilation.
Dirt is swept in from the street through the aforementioned window and onto Josh's bed.
The de-humidifier doesn't fit into the outlet, loving the slime and mold growing in our basement. It becomes prime real estate for culturing our own Italian cheeses.
The floor is so dirty that is has left our feet black and our sheets stained.
Our skylight leaks and the three large bowls we have must now be used for flood control.
We have only one knife and it is for cutting bread.
We have no bowls for cereal.
The air gets cold and we have no blankets, thank you UW for the "fully furnished" apartments.

Not bad for a week one punch list. Now if Italian efficientcy existed or if they actually ever worked than some of these issues might get resolved.

Day three we got blankets.