Pantie Raid

I ventured out early in the morning after the latest snow storm hoping to witness the bliss of a uniform blanket of white. But upon returning home I was greeted by a less blissful sight. Panties was the theme and a string of cars the unsuspecting billboards. "Choke on my panties, sniff my panties, eat my panties, etc." The line of verbs continued for blocks, ending near my apartment. I paused, momentarily, wondering who spent their time doing this mischievous deed.