Inconsiderate Crossword Couple

It is an early morning flight; one which is oversold and they have already populated a 'volunteers' list. Everyone knows that the flight is packed; and for the most part each person is doing their personal best to be good neighbors. The overhead bins are full and bags are being checked on the jetway. Those travelers who didn't have assigned seats are being shuffled while still trying to honor their preferences. Two young (mid 20's) people are such travelers. The woman looks like a trashier version of Lindsey Lohan and her boyfriend a round squat man who probably still plays D&D while working on his Fragglerock look (his style is a buffet of colors and textures that fail at hitting the hip look). They are sat in the row behind me, but separated by the aisle. This upsets them. They begin in a pathetic passive-aggressive triad about how tough it is not to get to sit together. Everyone ignores them and their poor attitude. Then the flight attendant has a family to try and seat. A young child and his mother and father. The three remaining seats are sprinkled around the main cabin with one being in the woman's row. The attendant asks the young woman to move back a few rows, trading an aisle seat for an aisle, so that one parent can sit with the child. She then tells the family the other one will have to sit alone in the other available seat. But NO!, the young woman thinks this is an injustice. She looks at the attendant and says, well I want to sit next to my boyfriend and I don't get to do that. The attendant, clearly a seasoned veteran, interrupts the self-entitled diva. Matter-of-factly she states, "Well you didn't purchase seats together anyway. The flight is only one hour and ten minutes, I think you will survive." The woman dramatically exhales and whips her hair in distaste and begins to move. Now the boyfriend asks the guy next to him to move so his girlfriend can sit by him. This passenger is 6'3" and could really use the extra legroom his current row offers, which I suspect may be why he selected this "assigned seat." But for the sake of us all and the diminishing hopes of our on-time departure he acquiesces. So now all the world is right, the prince and princess seating side by side in a row with extra legroom. As the plane climbs and we reach the safety of 10,000 feet, he pulls out his headphones never to utter another word to his girlfriend. His girlfriend opens her trendy magazine and does the crossword. If this is how you were going to spend your flight, why was it relevant to sit next to each other? A punch in the face would have been just.